The Metro Mouth
What’s up racquetballers!
The Metro Mouth
The mouth is back and back with a bigger bite!
It has been awhile racquetballers. Now that summer is coming to an end let’s just start this season off the right way.
Doubles league:
Horton and the Package were scheduled to play together so at a press conference Horton invited the Package into the court. Upon entering the court Horton raised up his 2 hands to double high five the Package and as the package raised his hands out of no where Horton hit him with a stunner! Then the music of the NWO came over the intercom and Horton new partner came through the wall (which would explain the A/C being broken) Bobby Bashum! So there is 1 team
Rumor has it the Bam Bam Bouchard is tagging up with The Kid. Good luck my friend I can hear the crying from here. I hope over the summer the Kid learned how to shake a hand. (Fetch it punk)
Sean “don’t call me head” Wilson is scheduled to team up with Steve Pace. That’s a new team.
The Package after recuperating has found a partner to seek retrabusion on Horton and his partner, he will be teaming up with the “Heart” the Dak attack.
Is the Bove playing?
Is Feeney playing?
Will Solomon return to the league?
Will Tommy return to the House of champions?
Ralph is he still 145 LBS?
There are a lot of questions to be answered.
OH did I mention singles?
In the next league the title will be on the line!
Making his long awaited singles return will be none other then BAM BAM Bouchard!
Back in action after an injury plagued season last year, Horton!
The Kid will be attempting to wear the strap once again.
Father Time Jim Bove will give it a go!
Who else! Stop talking and start joining.
See you all at the House of Champions soon!
Just in case I need to remind anyone the Mouth is meant for laughs and reading enjoyment.
As always you heard it here 1st! Peace Out!
